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Habenaria quinqueseta, commonly known as the longhorn bog orchid, is a species of orchid closely related to H. macroceratitis and often mistaken for it. It is native to the southern United States, Mexico, Central America, the West Indies, and northern South America.
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Ghousi Shah was a Muslim Sufi saint and poet from Hyderabad, India, India. He was the Janesheen (successor) to Machiliwale Shah in the Sufi lineage.
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