{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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